Shreck Ever After !! We’ve already discussed FW Murnau’s incendiary silent horror Nosferatu, but the horny ratboy’s shadow is long and dark - so here we are sinkin our fangs in once more.

Noah and Eliza tune into Werner Herzog’s colourful, morbid Nosferatu the Vampyre, which strikes us as kinda the source of much of Robert Eggers’ recent remake’s best bits??

Then, Willem Dafoe is a vein-draining riot in Shadow of the Vampire, a more experimental (and mind-blowing) imagining of what went down behind the scenes on Murnau’s original.

Who’s the better Orlok, Dafoe or nasty man Klaus Kinski? Are you sick of Draculas and Nosferatu’s yet? Nahhh there’s always more room in da crypt for more!!