What are ya doin, listener: I’ve never heard you sing! Noah and Eliza break down the mad genius of Microsoft’s attempt to promote their Songsmith software, performing and analysing the godforsaken thing’s viral informercial. You’ll want to buy a glow-in-the-dark towel; you’ll yearn to turn that ‘Jazzy’ dial up to eleven; and, like Brandon, you may finally ‘get it’.

Please watch the commercial here so that you fully understand the musical majesty of the Microsoft Songsmith cinematic universe. Oh yeah!

SING ALONG: Microsoft Songsmith Commercial